Unappreciated Bride
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Loading ...A new blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.”
“Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.”
“No, Mother,” the young woman laments. “I bought a frozen turkey loaf, and he yelled at about the price.”
“Well, that surely is being miserly,” the mother agreed. “Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.”
“No, Mother, it wasn’t the price of the turkey roll. It was the airplane ticket.”
“Airplane ticket?…What did you need an airplane ticket for?”
“Well, Mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back, and it said ‘PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,’ so I flew to Alaska.”