Unlucky dwarfs
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Loading ...Two dwarfs won the lottery and booked into a swank motel for a night of fun. They were down the lobby getting sloshed when a couple of prostitutes walked in and asked them if they wanted some action.
“Sure do!” one proclaimed as they made their way up to the rooms.
“See ya in the morning, mate,” the first dwarf said to the other as he put his arm around one of the prostitutes and went into his room. But after about 30 minutes the first dwarf realized he couldn’t even get an erection so he paid the prostitute and lay in his bed. He could hear his mate going, “One, two three, gnnfff! One, two, three, unerrrgh!”
“Lucky bastard!” he thought to himself as he dozed off.
The next morning they met downstairs when the second dwarf said to the first “How’d last night go?”
To which he replied, “No good, mate… Couldn’t get an
erection.”
“You think that’s bad?” the second replied, “I couldn’t even get onto the damn bed!”
