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why did the elephants have to get out of the swimming pool?
Because there trunks kept falling down

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    HOW DO YOU TEACH A BLONDE MATH?
    ADD A BED, SUBTRACT HER CLOTHES, DIVIDE HER LEGS AND HOPE SHE DOES’NT MUTIPLY.

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