Unusual Vase
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Loading ...A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time. She shows him into the living room. Then she excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he’s standing there, he notices an unusual vase on the mantle.
He picks it up, and as he’s looking at it, she walks back in. He says, “What’s this?”
She says, “Oh, my father’s ashes are in there.”
He goes, “Geez…oohhh my … I’m sorry….”
She says, “Yeah, he’s too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.”