Urgent Personal Need
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Loading ...A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission, he needed to find the restroom in the worst way, so he hurriedly left the auditorium. He searched in vain for one and couldn’t locate any.
Finally, he stumbled across a beautiful fountain with foliage, and since nobody was watching, he decided to relieve himself right there.
When he made it back into the auditorium, the second act had already begun. He searched in the dark until he found his wife. “Did I miss much of the second act?” he asked.
“Miss it? she said, indignantly. “You WERE it!”
