Vacation in Vegas

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Three buddies from the plant take their wives to Las Vegas for a week’s vacation. The guys take in all the strip shows while the wives play in the casinos, and they all have a wonderful time.

When they get home, the guys meet in the plant cafeteria for coffee on Monday morning.

Jack says “I been up all night. Brenda kept yelling ‘7 come 11′ in her sleep.”

“Same here” says Bob. “Nancy was dreaming about blackjack and kept yelling “I got twenty one!!!”

“You guys are lucky”, says Ed. “Barb was playing the slots and I woke up with a sore dick and an assfull of quarters.”

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