Various Life Observations

She found that at her age, going braless pulled all the wrinkles out of her face.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need to go on that trip.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

This joke is filed under Religious.