very sick horse
Once there was a man named Bob he owned a great big farm. He had lots of animals like pigs, chickens, horses and cows. But then one day one of his horses became constipated so he went to the vet and the doctor gave him some big pills and a pipe. The doctor instructed him to put a pill in the pipe, stick the pipe up the horse’s ass and blow as hard as he could.
Bob went home and did exactly what the vet told him to do. An hour later Bob came back to the doctor’s place looking very sick. The doctor asked what was wrong.
Then Bob replied, “The horse blew first.”