Very Successful Son

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Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. “Sister, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he stated.

“Why, yes,” she replied, “every week my son sends me money, and what I don’t need, I give to the church.”

“That’s wonderful. How much does he send you?”

“Oh, $2,000 a week.”

“Your son is very successful. What does he do for a living?”

“He is a veterinarian,” she answered

“That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?”

“Well, he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in Dallas.”

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