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Mike Tyson Virus
quits after one byte

The Ellen Degeneres Virus
your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC

Titanic Virus
makes your whole computer go down

Disney Virus
everything in the computer goes Goofy

Prozac Virus
screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care

Kevorkian Virus
searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them

Oprah Winfrey Virus
your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB

AT&T Virus
every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting

MCI Virus
every 3 minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T Virus