viruses
Mike Tyson Virus
quits after one byte
The Ellen Degeneres Virus
your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC
Titanic Virus
makes your whole computer go down
Disney Virus
everything in the computer goes Goofy
Prozac Virus
screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care
Kevorkian Virus
searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them
Oprah Winfrey Virus
your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
AT&T Virus
every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting
MCI Virus
every 3 minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T Virus