W-I-F-E
“My name is Larry, and I am a S N A G.”
Another guy says, “What’s that ?”
Larry says, “That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.”
Another guy says, “My name is Gary, and I am a D I N K.”
A girl at the bar asks, “What’s that ?”
He says, “That means I am a Double Income, No Kids.”
A lady says, “That’s nice. My name is Trixie, and I am a W I F E.”
Larry says, “A W I F E ? What’s a W I F E ?”
She says, “Oh you know, that means, “Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.”