W-I-F-E

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“My name is Larry, and I am a S N A G.”

Another guy says, “What’s that ?”

Larry says, “That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.”

Another guy says, “My name is Gary, and I am a D I N K.”

A girl at the bar asks, “What’s that ?”

He says, “That means I am a Double Income, No Kids.”

A lady says, “That’s nice. My name is Trixie, and I am a W I F E.”

Larry says, “A W I F E ? What’s a W I F E ?”

She says, “Oh you know, that means, “Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.”

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