Walk in the park

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A guy is walking in a park and sees this good looking blonde sitting at a park bench petting a dog.

He walks up to her and says, “Does your dog bite?”

She says, “No, my dog doesn’t bite.”

So, he bent down to pet the dog and it lunged at him.

The man said, “Hey, I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”

The blonde replies, “This isn’t my dog.”

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