Walking Economy

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A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m just a walking economy.”

His friend replies, “What do you mean?”

“It’s like this: My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression.

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