wanna get a job
A man walks into an agents office and says “I want to be on TV.”
The agent replies, “Well, what do you do?”
The Man says, “Well, I can’t sing or dance, but I can do this…” He pulls down his pants and starts to whistle ‘Dixie’ out of his Ass.
“THAT’S FANTASTIC!” the agent says, “Hang on a minute,” he picks up the phone and calls one of his agent friends, “Listen to this” he says to his friend excitedly and puts the telephone next to the man’s butt.
He starts to whistle the tune again in perfect rhythm. “What do you think of that?” he asks his co-hort.
“Just sounds like some ASSHOLE whistling Dixie to me!”