War wounds

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Two old men, with very bad limps, were walking down the street in opposite directions.

The first old man, who was practically dragging his leg behind him, came up to the second old man and said proudly into his ear “Japan WW2 1943″ -referring to how he received his injury-

The second old man then whispered back in a soft voice, “Dog Shit - 5 minutes ago”

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