Watch Your Language!
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Loading ...After years of his wife’s pleading, the rich, good old boy finally went with her to her little local church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the preacher’s sermon that, on the way out, he stopped to shake his hand.
He said, “Preacher, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!”
The preacher replied, “Oh!! Why, thank you, Sir, but please, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t use profanity in the Lord’s house.”
“I’m sorry, Reverend, but I can’t help myself. It was a such a damn good sermon, Sir!”
“PLEASE, I cannot have you speaking this way in church!”
“Okay, Reverend, but I just wanted you to know that I thought it was so damn good, I put $5000 in that there collection plate.”
“NO SHIT?”
