Water in Carburetor
“There’s trouble with the car,” said the wife. “It has water in the carburetor.”
“Water in the carburetor?” replied the husband. “That’s ridiculous!”
“I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor.”
“You don’t even know what a carburetor IS, said the husband. “I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
“In the pool.”