Water Power

The new preacher, at his very first service, had a large pitcher of water and a glass on the pulpit. By the time he had made it through his long-winded sermon, he had finished off the entire pitcher of water.

After the sermon, an old woman approached the new preacher. “Young man,” she exclaimed, “you’re the first windmill I’ve seen that’s powered by water!”

This joke is filed under Religious.