Waving rabbit
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Loading ...One day Roy was driving along when suddenly he spotted a rabbit in the middle of the road. He tried to swerve, but still ended up hitting it. Visibly shaken, Roy got out of the car and started weeping over what he had done. A few minutes later, a woman stops and asks him why he’s crying over the rabbit.
“Because I killed it,” he replies. The woman took a closer look and says, “It’s still breathing. I can fix our little friend.” So she takes an aerosol can out of her trunk and sprays the rabbit.
The rabbit immediately jumps up, hops 10 yards, turns around and waves, hops another 10 yards, turns around and waves again. He does this until he is out of sight.
Amazed, the man reads the can: “Hare spray, revives damaged hare, induces permanent wave.”
