WAYS TO TELL YOU ARE GOING TO BE IMPEACHED!
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Loading ...You know youre about to be impeached when:
* When you call to congratulate Mark MacGuire,
he lets his answering machine get it.
* Your press secretary keeps introducing you as William Milhous Clinton.
* Youre invited to appear on Jeopardys “Impeached Presidents Week.”
* Tipper Gore is in your office measuring it for new curtains.
* Even the nastiest intern wont give you the time of day.
* The Library of Congress stops letting you sign out books.
* You walk into the Capitol commissary and 500 people simultaneously say, “shhhhh! Hes here!”
* Somebody changed the locks on Monica Lewinsky.
* Suddenly, everyones kissing Al Gores big cylinder block head.
* Your new Secret Service code name: “Roadkill !!!”
