We can find it….

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I proudly announced to my family, “Hey! Guess what? I’ve lost FIVE POUNDS!”

My old man looked at me with an unbelieving look on his face and said, “Oh? Can you prove it?”

I happily responded, “Sure! It should STILL be floating in the toilet!”

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