Weather Bureau

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A husband and wife were sound asleep at 2AM when the phone rang.

The husband picked up the phone and sleepily said, “Hello…….How the hell should I know…..what am I, the Weather Bureau???” He slammed the phone down and tried to get comfortable again.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

“I don’t know…some jerk wanted to know if the coast was clear.”

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