Wedding Day Revenge

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This actually IS true. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it! Only in South Carolina!! Bitter sweet revenge. It’s about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.

This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and groom’s families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift, just from him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair was a manila envelope, including those chairs of the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8 X 10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and had hired a private detective to trail them, weeks prior to the wedding. After he stood there and watched the people’s reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said “Fuck you!” He then turned to the bride and said “Fuck you too!,” and then he turned to the dumb-founded crowd and said, “I’m outta here!”

He had the marriage annulled, first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong.

His revenge: Making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests, the wedding itself and the reception. Plus, letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And best of all, trashing the bride’s and best man’s reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e., their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we just live in it.

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