Weight Up

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Gus was this really big guy who desperately wanted to lose weight but nothing worked. So Gus went to see the doctor.
“Doctor, please tell me how to lose weight.”

“Sure” the doctor said, “all you have to do is eat through your arse and it wont go through your body so you can’t put on weight.”

2 months later…..
The doctor sees Gus up the street, “WOW Gus, you look great, but what’s with that terrible limp?”

Gus replies, “I’m chewing a minty.”

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