Welcome Home, Mom!
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Loading ...Lil’ Johnny’s mother had been away a week at a N.O.W. convention, and when she returned home, she was anxious to hear about his week.
“Well, one night we had a thunderstorm, and I was scared, so Daddy and me slept together,” her son said.
“Johnny!” said the boy’s French Au Pair, “Don’t you mean ‘Daddy and I’?”
“No!” replied Johnny. “That was Thursday. I’m talking about Monday night.”