Welcome to Amish country
One day a man named Bob found himself down on his luck. He had just recently lost his job and hadn’t had a date in months. He decides to leave the city and move to the country, to live with his cousin, Mark. Having never visited the beautiful Pennsylvania countryside, Bob is filled with excitement.
The next day, his cousin Mark arrives at the train station to pick up Bob. He finds Bob grinning from ear to ear.
“What are you so happy about?” Mark asks.
“It appears my luck has already begun to change for the better.” Bob replies. “I’ve only been here five minutes and those three babes over there just gave me their phone numbers!”
“That’s great,” Mark says, “but Amish girls don’t have telephones.”