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Loading ...Charles and Christine Benson are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After twenty four hours of driving, they decide to stay overnight in New York, and continue on to Boston in the morning.
They check in to the Hilton and go right to bed. As they are checking out the following morning, Mr. Benson is presented a bill for $650.
“This is outrageous”, he complains to the Manager. “The room was supposed to be $150.”
“Well, Sir,” explains the Manager, “We have an olympic swimming pool which you could have used but did not. We have a Continental breakfast, an in-room theater, a weight and exercise room, tennis courts, and a bowling alley, none of which you used, but you could have.”
“All right,” says Mr. Benson, as he writes a check for $150.
The Manager looks at the check and says “Excuse me, Sir, this is only for $150.”
“Yes,” says Benson, “I charged you $500 for sleeping with my wife.”
“But I didn’t!!!” exclaims the Manager.
“No, you didn’t,” replies Benson, “but she was here, and you could have.”
