Whale With AIDS

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“Have you read today’s headlines in the local paper?” said one friend to another.

“No,” was the reply.

“They say that a whale was found dead on the beach and that an autopsy was performed. The results were that the giant mammal died of AIDS!”

“You’ve got to be kidding!” said the friend. “Do they know how the whale was infected?”

“Yes,” was the response, “they say it was rearended by a ferry!”

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