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This elderly couple, that lived in Ohio, was driving back from Alabama where they were on vacation. The wife is hard of hearing. But on there way they got stop for speeding in Kentucky. Well the cop comes to the window and says “Sir do you know you were speeding” and the wife asks ” WHAT DID HE SAY?” the husband replies “He said we were speeding” the wife says “oh” The cop looks at the man drivers license and says “Oh you’re from Ohio” and the wife says “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “He acknowledged where we lived!” said the man. Then the cop said “I got my worst piece of ass in Ohio” and once again the woman asks “WHAT DID HE SAY?” and the man says “HE SAID HE KNOWS YOU!”


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A golfer goes in a bathroom where a sign reads:

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Line up your balls and stick your putter here!

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    Has your mom ever called you a son of a bitch? My mom has. She said, “Shawn, you son of a bitch.”

    And of course I said, “You have to be right on that one, Mom.”

    I got my ass whooped pretty bad.

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