I remember when a friend of mine, who was preparing for his wedding anniversary, called me up and said,
“I got a $300 bottle of champagne for my wife!”

I replied, “I wish I could make a trade like that!”

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Two golfers were getting ready to tee off one morning and one says to the other: “Hey! I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!”

To which the other golfer exclaims:
“Wow!! Now THAT’S what I call a TRADE!!”

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