What a struggle…
A 70 year old couple wanted to try to have a baby. The man went to the doctor, and the doctor gave him a vial and asked him to go home, and come back the next day with a sperm sample.
The man came back the next day with an empty jar. The doctor asked why there was no sample. The man said, “I tried with my right hand, I tried with my left hand. My wife tried with her right hand, she tried with her left hand. She tried with her teeth in, she tried with her teeth out. We even called the neighbor over, and she tried with her right hand, and she tried with her left hand.”
The doctor was shocked. He said, “You even asked your neighbor?!?”
The old man said, “Yes….and none of us could get that damn lid off!!!!”