what about the smell?
Every year two rival schools try to see who can pull off the best prank to the opposing school.
So this guy and this go to the rival school and steal their mascot, “Sammy the Skunk”
As they’re about to leave with the skunk, a security guard comes. So he tells her to stick the skunk up her dress.
She says, “well, what about the smell?”
“If it dies, it dies!” he replies.