What an Arm!

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Bill and Hillary were sitting in the bleachers, waiting for a baseball game to start.

A row of secret service agents sat behind them and one leaned forward to whisper into Bill’s ear.

Bill turned around, shrugged at the agent, then lifted Hillary by the scruff of the neck and the seat of the pants and tossed her out onto the field.

The agent just shook his head and said “No, no Mr. President. I said ‘Throw out the first PITCH!’”

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