Q- What do you call two Puerto Ricans playing basketball?

A- Juan on Juan

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A Mortar Forker.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs:

Pulled behind a boat?

Skip

On a Ledge?

Cliff

In a Hole?

Phil

Sitting on a grill with his wife?

Frank and Patty

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Art

What do you call a woman with only one leg?
Eileen

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean?
Bob

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?
Sparky

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What do you call a Teacher of the Year who eats a lot of beans?

An excellent tooter.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs:

at your doorstep?

Matt

under a car?

Jack

hanging on the wall?

Art

floating in the ocean?

Bob

up in a tree?

Russell

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