What he says, What he really means
“Haven’t I seen you before?”
“Nice ass.”
“I’m a Romantic.”
“I’m poor.”
“I need you”
“My hand is tired.”
“I am different from all the other guys”
“I am not circumcised.”
“I really want to get to know you better.”
“So I can tell my friends about it.”
“It’s just orange juice, try it.”
“3 more shots, and she’ll have her legs around my head.”
“She’s kinda cute.”
“I want to have sex with her till I am blue.”
“I don’t know if I like her”
“She won’t sleep with me.”
“I miss you so much”
“I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good.”
“Was it good for you?”
“I’m insecure about my manhood.”
“How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?”
“Is my penis really that small?”
“I had a wonderful time last night.”
“Who the hell are you?”
“Do you love me?”
“I’ve done something stupid and you might find out.”
“Do you ‘really’ love me?”
“I’ve done something stupid and you’re going to find out sooner or later.”
“I have something to tell you.”
“Get tested.”
“I’ll give you a call.”
“I’d rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.”
“I’ve been thinking a lot.”
“You’re not as attractive as when I was drunk.”
“I think we should just be friends.”
“You’re ugly.”
“I’ve learned a lot from you.”
“Next!!!!”