What Mama Knows Now

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What to wear often has implications — depending on the generation involved.

A 16-year-old girl buys herself a very skimpy bikini. Modeling it for her mother, she asks: “So, Mom, what do you think?”

Her mother replies, “I think that if I had worn that when I was your age, you’d be five years older!”

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