What not to offer a priest

A naive wife, ever the gracious hostess, was serving drinks at a party over the holidays. A friend of the couple brought his brother who had just been ordained a Priest. She offered the friend a drink from the tray and turned to the Priest and said, “I’m so sorry Father, I’ll go right back to the kitchen and bring you a Coke.”

The Priest smiled and said, “No need. I may have alcohol. Priests abstain from sex, not the grape.”

“Oh !” said the wife blushing, embarrassed. “I knew there was something I wasn’t supposed to offer you.”

This joke is filed under Religious.