What not to say to a cop
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Loading ...Officer: May I see your license and registration please?
Driver: Sure
Officer: Could you tell me why you were driving 90 mph, ran 2 stop signs, and a traffic light?
Driver: Well, it’s complicated.
Officer: Go ahead.
Driver: Okay, when my bag of crack spilled into my weed, I had to move my 3 empty 12-packs out of the way to clean it up and then my heroin spilled all over me. When I couldn’t find anything to wipe it off with I decided to use this big wad of cash here when my .44 magnum fell out of my lap and got lodged in between the gas and brake pedal causing me to drive uncontrollably.