What Stopped Him?

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A widow, recently married to a widower, was talking with an old friend who laughingly remarked: “I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your new husband sometimes talks about his first wife.”

“Oh, not anymore, he doesn’t,” the other replied.

“What stopped him?”

“I started talking about my next husband.”

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