What the Amish Saw
One day two guys in a truck were driving down the road and their were 2 Amish men behind them.
The passenger of the truck says, “I gotta take a crap.” The driver says, “You just did back at the truck stop!”
The passenger sticks his butt out the window and takes a crap!
The crap lands on one of the Amish men. The other one said, “What kind of chewing tobacco did that guy spit on you?”
He said, “I don’t know, but you shoulda’ seen the lips on that son of a gun!!!”