A Sunday School teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead. She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would absorb the drama.

Then she asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?”

A thoughtful, little girl broke the hushed silence. “I think I’d throw up.”

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While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of interns.

“As you can see,” she says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. “Michael, what would you do in a case like this?”

“Well,” ponders the intern, “I suppose I’d limp, too.”

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