What’s at Steak?
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5)
Loading ...A man goes to a fancy steakhouse, one of the fanciest
in town, and orders the house special. The waiter brings the first course, soup, and the man notices the waiter’s thumb
in the soup. He is about to protest, but says nothing; after all, this was a fancy restaurant, one of the city’s best.
When the waiter brings the steak, our man sees his thumb on the steak. He speaks up to ask, “Why did you put your thumb in my soup and on my steak?”
“I have arthritis in my hands, and warm things alleviate the pain”, says the waiter.
Becoming angry, the man shouts, “Why don’t you shove that thumb up your ass?”
“I do that in the kitchen!”