What’s In the Suitcase?

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Just recently I was sitting down to dinner with my family one night and we were talking about nuclear warfare (for some reason).

So Dad told us about the man who stands behind the President and is handcuffed to a suitcase.

Dad asked me, “So what do you think is in that suitcase that could be so important?”

I said, “Condoms?!”

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