what’s on the sidewalk

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A man was walking down a sidewalk when he saw what appeared to be dog shit.

He stopped and touched it. “Hmm… feels like dog shit,” he thought.

Then he smelled it, “Hmm… smells like dog shit.”

Then he tastes it. “Hmm… tastes like dog shit.”

Then he thought, “It’s a good thing I saw that before I stepped on it.”

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