What’s Pink…What’s Blue (4 jokes)

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Q. What’s pink and hangs out your underpants?

A. Your Mother.

Q. What’s Blue and doesn’t fit any more?

A. A dead epileptic.

Q. What’s pink and hard in the morning?

A. The Financial Times Crossword.

Q. What’s blue and fucks grannies?

A. Hypothermia.

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