What’s screwin’?
Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his father, “Pa, what’s screwin’?”
“Ma! Get out here! Jr. wants to know what screwin’ is.” So she gets undressed and sprawls out on the bed. The father turns to Johnny and says, “See that there hole between your
mom’s legs? Watch this!”
So they go at it and Little Johnny’s sister walks in.
“Johnny, what are they doin’?”
“Them’s screwin’.” Johnny said. “What’s screwin’ Johnny?” she asked. “Well,” said Johnny,
“See that there hole between Dad’s legs? Watch this!”