What’s THAT Supposed to Mean???
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Loading ...When WOMEN say……
Yes = No
No = Yes
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry.
We need… = I want…
It’s your decision = The decision I want you to make should be obvious to you by now.
Do whatever you want = You’ll pay for it later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead = You better not if you know what’s good for you.
I’m NOT upset = Of course I’m upset, you idiot!
You’re so manly = You need a shave and a shower.
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and wallpaper, and furniture.
I just heard a noise = I noticed you had just fallen asleep.
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re going to hate.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
I’ll be ready in a minute = Get yourself a beer and find a game on TV.
When MEN say…
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.
Do you want to go out to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
You look tense…let me give you one of my famous massages = I’d like to have sex with you.
What’s wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Do you want to have sex?
I love you too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex?
No, I don’t mind that you’ve put on a few pounds…gives me more to love = You’re on the express train to Dumpsville.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.
I don’t think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I’m gay.