What’s the Difference?
This Chinese guy was quietly drinking at this bar, when a Jewish guy walks in and punches him in the face.
The Chinese guy says, “What was that for???”
The Jewish guy replies, “That was for Pearl Harbor!”
The Chinese guy says, “I’m Chinese. The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor!”
The Jewish guy says, “Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?!”
The Jew sits down at the other end of the bar and gets a drink. Then the Chinese guy goes over to the Jew and punches him.
The Jew says, “What was that for????”
The Chinese says, “That was for Titanic”
“Titanic?” the Jew says. “An iceberg sunk the Titanic!!!”
The Chinese guy says, “Iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?”