What’s the Lesson Here
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th Grade Class about the evils of liquor, so he developed an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
“Now, Class, observe these worms closely,” said the professor, putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm was put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully for a few seconds and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
“What lesson can we derive from this experiment?” the professor asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely responded, “Drink whiskey, and you won’t get worms.”