When I Die
A husband and wife are talking one day when the wife says, “When I die I want you to remarry.”
The husband says, “Oh no I couldn’t do that.”
The wife responds, “I just want you to be happy, you have to remarry.”
The husband says, “OK if you insist.”
The wife then says, “After your remarried I want your new wife to have my car.”
“No I couldn’t do that,” the husband replies.
“I insist,” the wife says. The husband says, “OK”.
The wife then says, “I want your new wife to have my golf clubs.”
The husband says, “I can’t possibly do that.”
The wife says, “Why not?” And the husband replies, “Because she’s left handed.”